Monday, 25 February 2019

MME AKWA MBUK


* To  those  insulting #AKPABIO..... I  say, go  and  look  for  your  future


* your  insult  can't make  you  better  than  he  is... Even  in  your perennial hallucinations


* You  are  looking for relevance, whereas Akpabio  left  your  primitive self-inflicted  damnation donkey years  ago


*  people are  making  it  in  life  with  JUST  PHONES  e.g #Davidjones, but  you  are  here with MTN  AND  AIRTEL  bonuses  to  rant  your  ever-leaked  upper  and  lower  lips  on  a  man  who  has  made  it  already. This  is  self-coronated myopism


* Even #Chris_Ekpeyong  can't, however slight, talk  back  at  AKPABIO  because Akpabio  changed and has  been a leaned/rested  shoulder for  him... (This  l  can  testify, anywhere), but homo  habilises  in  the  guise of  humans  are  letting loose  of  their  fermented mouths against a  man  that  can  be  your  potential father.


I  take  this  very personal! Why  didn't your  fathers contest? Even  if  they  were, would you have  robbed and  coiled  your decayed  teeth  against him?


It  is  a  truism, your  doubts ever immaterial, that  you  cant  talk  about  Akwa  lbom  and  leave  Akpabio! Where  were  your  fathers? Uncles? Etc. You  just  spite  him?


For  me, Akwa  lbom  has  been  producing good  leaders---


I  support UDOM  not  his  party


I  support AKPABIO( MY  MENTOR) not  his  party, etc.


As  for  you, stay  there  and  leak  mouths... Your  mates  are  making  it.


Whenever you  insult  AKPABIO , l  ll  always ask  you : WHO  WAS  YOUR DAD? WHY  DIDN'T HE  CONTEST? because you  are  insulting someone's  father. 


Your  spite  shouldnt go  too  far....... Look  for  your  future!

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

S. R. C. DAILY EPISTLE

*NOTICE!!* 


The *SRC football league* is here with a bang! 


Witness the thrills of victory, agony of defeat, tactical battles, exhilarating dribbles, nutmegs...and most importantly, Golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazo!!! 


It is the first of its kind in the history of this campus bringing students, staff and Agbanians into competition and healthy rivalry weekend after weekend for the chance to claim the trophy for Agbani's finest football team!


Featuring

*8 football teams*

*14 players each*

*Player Transfer Window*

*VAR*😂


To this end, we call for interested team owners to pick up their forms for a sum of #5000. Purchase of form closes on Sunday, 17th of February. Registration of players end on Tuesday, 19th of February. While the league kicks off on Friday 22nd of February. 


This is also a call for ladies interested in taking part in the *SRC ladies football tournament* which will take place during the law week. Ladies, come and give us the proper 'leg-overs', show off your silky skills and let these boys know they have nothing on you. Register your names with the Director of Socials on or before Sunday, 17th February. 


Only *8 team slots* are available for the SRC football league. To acquire a franchise, contact:


Anene Chukwunonso (FA Chairman) 

Director of Socials

08134281852


Ukpe Meti Monday

SRC PRO

08164013230


Kayode Ikumelo 

General Secretary

07067691684


'Dara Oniosun

08174215752




Signed, 

Kayode Ikumelo 

General Secretary 


Anene Chukwunonso

Director of socials


Uzoma Felix Izuma

Chairman SRC

S. R. C. DAILY EPISTLE

*NOTICE!!* 


The *SRC football league* is here with a bang! 


Witness the thrills of victory, agony of defeat, tactical battles, exhilarating dribbles, nutmegs...and most importantly, Golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazo!!! 


It is the first of its kind in the history of this campus bringing students, staff and Agbanians into competition and healthy rivalry weekend after weekend for the chance to claim the trophy for Agbani's finest football team!


Featuring

*8 football teams*

*14 players each*

*Player Transfer Window*

*VAR*😂


To this end, we call for interested team owners to pick up their forms for a sum of #5000. Purchase of form closes on Sunday, 17th of February. Registration of players end on Tuesday, 19th of February. While the league kicks off on Friday 22nd of February. 


This is also a call for ladies interested in taking part in the *SRC ladies football tournament* which will take place during the law week. Ladies, come and give us the proper 'leg-overs', show off your silky skills and let these boys know they have nothing on you. Register your names with the Director of Socials on or before Sunday, 17th February. 


Only *8 team slots* are available for the SRC football league. To acquire a franchise, contact:


Anene Chukwunonso (FA Chairman) 

Director of Socials

08134281852


Ukpeh, Meti

SRC PRO

08164013230


Kayode Ikumelo 

General Secretary

07067691684


'Dara Oniosun

08174215752




Signed, 

Kayode Ikumelo 

General Secretary 


Anene Chukwunonso

Director of socials


Uzoma Felix Izuma

Chairman SRC